You Heartless Monster!



makin’ bacon pancakes!

Take some bacon and I’ll put it in a pancake.

Bacon pancakes, that’s what it’s gonna make.

Bacon panca-aaaaaa-ke!

Inspired by Jake.



Durian Drama

Ah yes, the legendary durian. A fruit whose exterior is so violently thorny that people living in the areas where it grows dread to walk under its trees at night, lest they be smashed in the skull by its terrifying form as it plummets earthward like an alien missile sent to obliterate the civilizations of […]