You Heartless Monster!



makin’ bacon pancakes!

Take some bacon and I’ll put it in a pancake.

Bacon pancakes, that’s what it’s gonna make.

Bacon panca-aaaaaa-ke!

Inspired by Jake.



It’s So Hautt Right Now

It never fails.

When I go shopping, I get waylaid by the goodies at the checkout stand. If it’s a grocery store, I’m apt to pick up a copy of More magazine and a York Peppermint Pattie.

If it’s a place like the Dollar Tree, my impulse item is likely to be a multi-pack of […]

I’m Wearing Stretch Pants. I Can Do Anything.

…so spaketh Princesszyrtec.

Let me fill you in on what led up to that moment.

Princesszyrtec recently celebrated a birthday late last month, and as is customary, she had to renew the registrations on her cars. This year, the Year of the Rabbit, she also had to renew her driver’s license. Unlike the speedy hare, […]